C.B.S

Term used to describe the hardened state of your penis. Only used when an erection lasts longer than 19 hours. C.B.S stands for, as you know, Chronic Boner Syndrome
Me: "Yo mon, J.P. gotz dat C.B.S"
Jay: "Hellz yeah, he's had that boner for two damn dayz!"
by Jay and Mitch September 24, 2008
mugGet the C.B.Smug.

C.B.S.

Competitive Bitch Slap...
When a new competitor steps into your marketplace, hoping to garner some of your hard earned business with lower prices on a couple of your items, even if they are inferior in quality...And you answer them with the most aggressive prices ("baby dropper" prices) to send them back from whence they came!
"Hey, did you see the new Fresh Thyme ad? "

"Yeah, I think they are in desperate need of a swift and prodigious C.B.S."
by Dagw123454 September 20, 2017
mugGet the C.B.S.mug.
The constant whining and complaining of illnesses and injury you don’t have. hypochondriac
Sammy has a sever case of Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)
by The diagnostics November 7, 2017
mugGet the Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)mug.

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