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A group of persians. They act as though they are the toughest kidst ever. It turns out they need their parents to pay kids not to fight them. Most of their day is spent sending invites to everyone on facebook for luxxzy and burn the books. They are known for using excessive amounts of hair gel and they stink of excessive amounts of cologne. They also refuse to wear their seatbelts and drive without insurance. Can mostly be found hanging out at the office "TD Bank". Their vocabulary consits of brooooo, mint, fast, live, are u serious, luxxxy, mansion, and all ages club. In closing they are the biggest fags ever.
Alright sweet we can make fun of those c.o.r.p.s fags when were there
C.O.R.P.S by broooooo r u serious October 21, 2010

C.O.D.P.T.S.D. 

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go
lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary
C.O.D.P.T.S.D. by highonlife37 April 23, 2011

C O M P R E S S E D 

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places
Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D
Stupid People On Cops
guy 1- dude have you seen nativeninjuh's and mrjoemontano's s.p.o.c youtube videos?

guy 2- no. i should go check them out!
s.p.o.c by themonilynn November 4, 2009

s.p.o.c.h. 

short for stupid piece of crap head....an insult
s.p.o.c.h. by Spectorious June 7, 2005
An acronym for "Creative piece of shit"created by a group of outcast.Also used to mean sexually active ,sexually creative, or just all around creative.
im a C.P.O.S.All day EVERY DAY
C.P.O.S by IAmAWESOMEjK June 3, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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