cpo

Chief Petty Officer in the United States Navy.

Chiefs kick ass, metaphorically and literally

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

CPOS

Acronym for "Cheating Piece of Shit"

Greg was a CPOS, so I dumped his ass.

by C.S.Lewis. February 22, 2011

CPO

Cost per Orgasm: The amount of money invested in a relationship divided by the number of orgasms achieved during that relationship. Typically, the CPO is very high during the formation (dating) stages of the relationship. Once the relationship has formed the CPO sharply declines then gradually increases over time (usually during marriage) until the CPO exceeds the original formation stage.

“The first three months are great; we’re going at it like rabbits. My CPO is at an all time low.”

by LeeC December 16, 2006

CPO

Chowing purposes only

Friend 1: do you like him like that?
Friend 2: nah, he’s for CPO

by Miss 29 February 14, 2023

CPO

Certified Pop Off. An event that you would consider more enjoyable that your typical Friday night. You know something was a Certified Pop Off if everyone is talking about it.

That concert last night was a CPO!

by SheeshM August 15, 2017

CPOS

Cock Punch On Site

Just tell everyone CPOS to whoever did this

by Shaft1221 March 18, 2022

cpos

Complete Pile Of Shit (compare pos)

I wouldn't bother upgrading to Vista, it's a CPOS

by aum108 October 03, 2007