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C-Suite Brain Damage 

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.
Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.
C-Suite Brain Damage by tariqk December 11, 2018
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T.D.C. (Thot Damage Control) 

This is when a woman whom has kids with another man wants to wait until marriage before ever having sex ever again with her successors.
Look at this fuck-shit meme, it says "I am a single mother with two kids. However, I will wait 'til marriage to have sex again." TF?!?!! Is this some T.D.C. (Thot Damage Control) and shit?!?
Cdrama's, more popularly known as C-dramas, are television series in the Chinese language, made in China. Chinese dramas are popular worldwide, partially due to the spread of Chinese popular culture (the "Chinese Wave"), and their widespread availability via streaming services which often offer subtitles in multiple languages. Many Cdrama's have been adapted throughout the world, and some have had great impact on other countries.
"The Untamed is my favorite Cdrama"
"I have a Cdrama fan account on Instagram."
"Have you checked out the latest Cdrama starring Fan Bingbing?"
Cdrama by Hua Cheng January 22, 2021
Chinese television dramas (simplified Chinese: 中国电视连续剧) or mainland Chinese television dramas (simplified Chinese: 中国大陆电视剧) are television series in the Chinese language, made in mainland China. Having made more than 15,000 episodes in 2014, China produces more television dramas than any other country. The most popular genre of dramas in China is fantasy romance, with 47 of the 50 most watched dramas in the country in 2016 being in this genre. Chinese television dramas are popular and regularly broadcast on television throughout Asia, particularly in Vietnam, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Indonesia, the Philippines, Taiwan (ROC), Sri Lanka and Cambodia. It is also widely available via streaming services such as Netflix, which often offer subtitles in multiple languages.
I prefer Cdrama's over regular television
Cdrama by marieloveszhengting January 9, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026