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C-Suite Brain Damage 

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.
Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.
C-Suite Brain Damage by tariqk December 11, 2018
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T.D.C. (Thot Damage Control) 

This is when a woman whom has kids with another man wants to wait until marriage before ever having sex ever again with her successors.
Look at this fuck-shit meme, it says "I am a single mother with two kids. However, I will wait 'til marriage to have sex again." TF?!?!! Is this some T.D.C. (Thot Damage Control) and shit?!?
Cdrama's, more popularly known as C-dramas, are television series in the Chinese language, made in China. Chinese dramas are popular worldwide, partially due to the spread of Chinese popular culture (the "Chinese Wave"), and their widespread availability via streaming services which often offer subtitles in multiple languages. Many Cdrama's have been adapted throughout the world, and some have had great impact on other countries.
"The Untamed is my favorite Cdrama"
"I have a Cdrama fan account on Instagram."
"Have you checked out the latest Cdrama starring Fan Bingbing?"
Cdrama by Hua Cheng January 22, 2021
Chinese television dramas (simplified Chinese: 中国电视连续剧) or mainland Chinese television dramas (simplified Chinese: 中国大陆电视剧) are television series in the Chinese language, made in mainland China. Having made more than 15,000 episodes in 2014, China produces more television dramas than any other country. The most popular genre of dramas in China is fantasy romance, with 47 of the 50 most watched dramas in the country in 2016 being in this genre. Chinese television dramas are popular and regularly broadcast on television throughout Asia, particularly in Vietnam, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Indonesia, the Philippines, Taiwan (ROC), Sri Lanka and Cambodia. It is also widely available via streaming services such as Netflix, which often offer subtitles in multiple languages.
I prefer Cdrama's over regular television
Cdrama by marieloveszhengting January 9, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026