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A sneaky way to call a person cunt, this term has been in circulation in the NYU community for a few months now, and has started to spread throughout the state of New York. By using a cute term in place of what is often considered the rudest word in the English language, it is possible to take the power away from the word, and to eventually take it back for all to say in regular conversation.
She's a c-dog.
I can't believe that c-dog took my lighter.
That c-dog is a fucking cunt.
C-dog by Nick A. M. July 2, 2007
A sneaky way to call a person cunt, this term has been in circulation in the NYU community for a few months now, and has started to spread throughout the state of New York. By using a cute term in place of what is often considered the rudest word in the English language, it is possible to take the power away from the word, and to eventually take it back for all to say in regular conversation.
She's a c-dog.
I can't believe that c-dog took my lighter.
That c-dog is a fucking cunt.
C-dog by Nick A. M. December 9, 2008

C-dog Moment 

Something that is witnessed that involves certain Alabamian cultures such as ones which involve sisters and brothers.
*hears man call his siblings attractive*
“Oh my god, that is such a c-dog moment”
C-dog Moment by ItsKdyn September 10, 2021

Pulling a C-dog 

1: Talking or singing to oneself.
2: Talking (often interrupting), for long periods of time, about subjects that nobody cares about.

3: Staying late after work, sometimes up to an hour, and annoying fellow coworkers.

4: Running out of breath while sitting down and talking.
5: Letting your workspace fall into udder chaos.
1: Who is Joe talking too? I think he is pulling a C-dog.
2: Sorry I'm late, I got stopped by Pat and he wouldn't shut up. You know how Pat always likes to pull a C-dog.
3: Why the hell won't Frank leave? He's pulling a C-dog.
4: Self explanatory.
5: Tim, I can't find a thing on your desk, your pulling a C-dog.
Pulling a C-dog by McBobby May 22, 2009

The C-Dog 

A sexual act in which one partner unsuccessfully attempts to engage in the manual stimulation of the other partner's penis. The hand is held as if to open a doorknob and is repeatedly thrust onto the head of the other partner's penis. An uncomfortable experience, oftentimes considered a sign of inexperience.
I wish I could get a handjob, all she knows how to do is The C-Dog!
The C-Dog by moth12 April 22, 2011

Scurvy sea dog c**t

An insult to a person that hasn’t received any fingerbangs but might send bikini pics to your ex
“You’re a liar! And YOU are a scurvy c**t! Off you go together you scurvy sea dog c**t!“
Scurvy sea dog c**t by swiftyc April 12, 2026
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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