2 definitions by swiftyc

A person, by which their shear existence actually creates a hazard to all other forms of life.
That guys such a haztard, surely somethings going to f-up by the end of the day.

Hey the haztards here again, everyone get there hard hats on.

Hey see that huge f-up, it's the haztard doing his usual rounds again.
by swiftyc March 23, 2017
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Its a truncated form of the original Australian slang for You Beauty! Used when a major win occurs or some occurence of great luck is vested upon an Australian.
My dog just got me a can of export from the fridge Ubewt!

Ubewt! My missus just told me she used to be a lesbian and her hot friend is coming to visit friday for action and Im allowed to watch.

Ubewt! Aliens just abducted our prime minister and we get to do another election.
by swiftyc April 30, 2019
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