Buyin'

Ejaculate and evacuate

Cumming

Babe, are you buyin'?

I can't buy, I'm too drunk.

I've been shopping a lot but I've never bought anything.

Buyin' by The mystery shopper March 12, 2017

Buyin' the Dog 

1.> To refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks.

2.> To refrain from doing something because you are a complete pussy and knowingly admit it.

Origin: When little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.

Jim: Are you coming to the bar tonight?

Mike: Nope, I'm "buyin' the dog" tonight, Jessica got tickets to see Beauty and the Beast on ice.

Jim: Dude, you suck.

Buyin' the Dog by goldfishcremeegg January 12, 2008

bucin

Indonesian slang/term, famous in 2017, abbreviation of Budak Cinta, which basically means "fool of love". Usually used in boys who drop appointments with their guy friends because of his girlfriend. Can be applied to all genders, though. Basically, people who are blinded by love, whether they're being forced or not, no matter if they're liking it or not.

Guy 1: You can come to my place tonight, right? We've planned to play PS together.
Bucin: No, sorry! I'm going to have dinner with my girlfriend.
Guy 1: Ah, bucin.

bucin by nengiren February 19, 2018

buying gf

An old joke in Runescape where you pay a large sum of gold in order to buy a gf.

guy: I have 10 mil. Buying gf.
other guy: I'm selling.

buying gf by thot eliminator March 14, 2018

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! 

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

Buying Cigarettes 

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

Buying Cigarettes by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018

Buying The Puppy 

Phrase used to describe the act of developing an emotional attachment to a person, thing, or cause. The implied sentiment is that the commitment was taken on despite feelings of apprehension.

We tried to let David know we were concerned about his new girlfriend. We don't like her but it's too late . . . David is buying the puppy.

Buying The Puppy by Tagz May 2, 2008