A "bugtwink" is any effeminate korean male, typically spammed by adolescent sexually confused overweight k-stans on their tenth twitter handle. The "bug" portion in relation to them all looking alike.
A buttwink is when a person flexes their anal sphincter, causing their anus to visibly contract, effectively "winking" with their asshole. Buttwinking can be performed as an obscene gesture, or in a sexual context it can be either a sign of affection or a greeting.
To buttwink, simply use the same muscles used to defecate to flex your anus.
This act should not be confused with mooning (merely exposing your anus) since buttwinking is considerably more rude.
As Sensei Doug walked to his dojo, the rude employees of a strip mall store lowered their drawers, pointed their behinds towards the window, and contracted their assholes to buttwink at the passing martial artist.
Miguel: Did you like Superbad?
Carlos: Yeah dude it was sweet except the bloody jeans part was sick.
Moberry (From out of nowhere): Who has bloody jeans?
Miguel and Carlos: Moberry you're such a damn buttinsky.
Buttwings are smallwings that can be found on the rear-end (butt) of something; they are generally found on non-existent things like Victini and anything that's free to buy.
Victini has a pretty prominent, but small pair of Buttwings that allow it to fly around and cheat the laws of physics.
When your "brown eye" (also known as an anus hole) contracts, which causes a closing effct. Once the anus hole opens once more its ends the completion of the "buttwink".
Buttwinks often occur when pinching off a turd while taking a dump or during sexual intercourse (when climaxing for both sexes).
I had to buttwink to pinch off that turd
Dude!, I was having sex with this hot chick last night and she buttwinked when she orgasmed, thats when I decided to try anal.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.