Buttsalad

The very essence of the worst a person can be.

Person 1: I'm the best a basketball.
Person 2: No, actually your buttsalad.

by Not Buttsalad October 1, 2008

ButtSlap

When something is underwhelming or disappointing. Most often used in a context that involves a person describing the poor state of something, such as a meal or TV show.

"Dude, this caf food is straight buttslap." "I'm bummed bro, that movie was buttslap."

by Montgomery Applebottom February 15, 2018

Butt Salad

An interjection used to cut someone off mid-sentence and hopefully cause them to lose their train of thought. Should be said in a loud raspy voice at any inappropriate time.

Bob: Hey so this one time i was...
Fred: BUTT SALAD!!!!
Bob: What the?! ...wait what was i saying?
Fred: ...butt salad?

by delicious_chips August 13, 2010

buttslammed

the word used to describe a thouroughly cataclysmic ass kicking, both mentally and/or physically

The Toronto Maple Leafs, lost 10-0, they got BUTTSLAMMED!

or

Jesus got Buttslammed by those Jews!

by nigel does it too November 2, 2009

Buttslave

A person who is merely used as a sex object. See also: bitch, fucktoy

"I will make you my personal Buttslave!"
"I will not be your Buttslave anymore."

by Emevas April 7, 2005

buttslam

anal sex

I asked if I she wanted a good buttslam, she declined

by LC October 27, 2003

buttslammer

a fag who likes to be the fucker....not the fuckee....

my boss is a huge buttslammer (i'd like to think)

by brian m. williams May 28, 2006