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Buttloogie 

It's where you hack a loogie from your butt. Or it is a crap.
Ew, was that a buttloogie that just came out?
Buttloogie by Bailey_Dawson January 18, 2009
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butt loogie 

after having anal sex with ur partner and blowing ur load inside of it its the cum thats farted out afterwards
my girlfriend had alot of butt loogies after we had anal on the counter.
butt loogie by pussy eater May 30, 2006

Buttologist 

A person engaged in the scientific study of butts.

One who is highly skilled in buttology
As a buttologist his skills were unequaled as he got his head into his work deeper than anyone we've ever known.

She spent so much time focussed on butts that everyone considered her the finest buttologist in the world.

ButtGoogle

Accidentally browsing the web on a cellphone while it is in your pocket, then hitting random letters as you move around on a couch into the search bar of your Google Homepage and finding lesbian midget porn on your cellphone when you take it out of your pocket.

Used to explain strange websites in search histories or favorites.
Girlfriend: What is that sick shit on your cellphone?

Boyfriend: I have no idea...I must of buttgoogled it when I sat down.
ButtGoogle by Webb-Miser December 7, 2011

buttbooger 

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.
he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.
buttbooger by your mom September 3, 2003

Buttrookie Royale 

To win a game of fortnite with your best friend(s) and then nut on your wall
LETS GOOO WE GOT A Buttrookie Royale

OHH YEEEAAAAAH you like that mr wall
Buttrookie Royale by Siegisfeening February 12, 2022

buttloose 

A description of one who is a whore, or otherwise has a lot of buttsex
Have you seen Tracy? Girl she so buttloose
buttloose by Defalco January 27, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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