Butterflyitis

Spasm of the stomach muscles, usually in males, when talking to, or thinking about a girl who means the absolute world to them.

There goes F*&^...ouch, my butterflyitis is playing up again

by DoctorG007 March 27, 2011

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Butterflitis

A disease occurring from excess love, generating a ton of butterflies in your stomach. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to : Extreme happiness, Fuzzyness, Feeling warm and loved, Feelings of love, Red cheeks (Blushing), Goosebumps, Craving a hug, Needing to kiss that special someone, Needing to scream into pillow, Gasping and Smiling till your cheeks hurt. The disease is incurable, the origin is unknown, but it is thought to be love.

Yikes I think my love gave me butterflitis. *Smiles away*

by Anah Parhs June 12, 2020

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Dumb Butteryitis

A sickness that is generally inherited from one's parents or peers. It cannot be cured only treated (with large quantities of effort and sometimes alchol works, but only if taken it quantities large enough to make one pass out - this is not a recommended method of treatment). Relaspes occur randomly and are of indeterminate duration. Severe cases never go into remission, resulting in constant problems for other people. See dumb butt

Upon discovering that my cell phone had crapped it's brain I spent the next hour in the throes of a severe case of Dumb Butteryitis trying to figure out how to notify my family that I had missed my connecting and that they should wait 4.5 hours before starting the 3 hour drive to the airport. Forgetting how to make a long distance collect call from a Pay Phone (do those things still exist?).

by 4N for 1year May 9, 2007

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