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Butter Stump

A wet, sex juice covered semi-erect penis. Typically the post coital or masturbated male knob.
I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.

We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.
Butter Stump by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Words you can keep

stump buster 

A stump buster is a person who helps you break a sex drought. This person will usually be well below your normal standards for sexual partners.
1) Guess who's back boys. After that stump buster I took home last night, I'm back in the game.
stump buster by unkosan January 31, 2007

stump butler 

When you get a handjob from someone with a hook for a hand
I got so trashed last night I gave Someone a stump butler

slump buster 

A large, unatractive, girl, most commonly with low self esteem, incorperated in sex with one that is suffering from a slump. (see slump)
Mitch- "Dude when was the last time you got layed?"
Wess- "Yah it's been a while but don't worry, i got me a slump buster last night so i should be good."
slump buster by 50spence April 14, 2003

slump buster 

Baseball players believe that by having sex with an unattractive female, they can end their slump. Therfore a slump buster is the unattractive female that they have sex with, in hopes of busting their slump.
Manny Ramirez told Pedro Martinez that the reason why he's been hitting so many homeruns lately, is because he hooked up with a lot of slump busters when he was in a slump.
slump buster by Joey Bishop March 8, 2004

slump buster shot 

1/3 rum 151, 1/3 goldschlager, 1/3 pineapple and a splash of grenadine.

A libation to help an individual break the curse of a sexual drought.
Word of caution, this is powerful voodoo shit...
It's been awhile since I've been laid and I can't convince myself to sleep with this grenade. Therefore I will take 2 slump buster shots please...
Now the grenade appears attractive.
slump buster shot by Big MackDick November 7, 2013

slump buster 

Banging some fat ugly bitch because you CAN. You haven't had any in awhile so a slump buster is what you need to get some confidence back to higher class hizat's. Typically a slump buster is a grenade or a M.U.F.F.
It was Valentine's Day so Wes' negative game was working somehow, so he picked up a slump buster and then had a successful rest of the year with hizat's.
slump buster by Andrea February 15, 2004
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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