Buttberg

When someone sits in the snow at night wearing a parka and just underwear until their ass is about to get frostbite. Then they crawl into a nice warm bed and either wait for their partner to move over to spoon or they press their bare, bone-chilled backside into any exposed flesh.

“I can’t believe you gave your wife a Buttberg last night.”

“Yea, she jumped so high the blanket got caught in the ceiling fan. Now I’m worried she’ll do it back the next time I go in for anal.”

Buttberg by Badger7.62 August 15, 2022

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buttergolem

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.

Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.

buttergolem by Kajillion August 3, 2006

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Buttergram

To keep it 100

Imma keep it a buttergram gang that’s not a good idea

Buttergram by Serac April 9, 2022

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Buttergrille

Used in the case you see a girl with a supermodel face, but when she smiles, you swear she's got a tub of margarine's worth of yellow goo on her teeth.

Damn she was beautiful... buttergrille (but her grille) was nasty...

Buttergrille by KloroFormd August 6, 2006