When someone sits in the snow at night wearing a parka and just underwear until their ass is about to get frostbite. Then they crawl into a nice warm bed and either wait for their partner to move over to spoon or they press their bare, bone-chilled backside into any exposed flesh.
“I can’t believe you gave your wife a Buttberg last night.”
“Yea, she jumped so high the blanket got caught in the ceiling fan. Now I’m worried she’ll do it back the next time I go in for anal.”
“Yea, she jumped so high the blanket got caught in the ceiling fan. Now I’m worried she’ll do it back the next time I go in for anal.”
by Badger7.62 August 15, 2022