Buttberg

When someone sits in the snow at night wearing a parka and just underwear until their ass is about to get frostbite. Then they crawl into a nice warm bed and either wait for their partner to move over to spoon or they press their bare, bone-chilled backside into any exposed flesh.

“I can’t believe you gave your wife a Buttberg last night.”

“Yea, she jumped so high the blanket got caught in the ceiling fan. Now I’m worried she’ll do it back the next time I go in for anal.”

by Badger7.62 August 15, 2022

buttergolem

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.

Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.

by Kajillion August 3, 2006

Buttergram

To keep it 100

Imma keep it a buttergram gang that’s not a good idea

by Serac April 9, 2022

Buttergrille

Used in the case you see a girl with a supermodel face, but when she smiles, you swear she's got a tub of margarine's worth of yellow goo on her teeth.

Damn she was beautiful... buttergrille (but her grille) was nasty...

by KloroFormd August 6, 2006

buttergotch

A butterscotch like shit stain on a persons underwear.

Oh, dude, that fart sounded like it might have given you some buttergotch.

by IContributeNothingToSociety April 3, 2008

buttburglar

It means dumbass, buttdumpling etc. Used by Beavis and Butthead

Beavis: Bon Jovi rules!
Butthead: What did you say? If you say that again, I'll kick you ass, buttburglar.

by pete1 October 8, 2007

Butterglasses

a girl who is smokin hot, but wears glasses

dude, everything looks good butterglasses

by dragon slayer 597 May 19, 2007