When someone sits in the snow at night wearing a parka and just underwear until their ass is about to get frostbite. Then they crawl into a nice warm bed and either wait for their partner to move over to spoon or they press their bare, bone-chilled backside into any exposed flesh.
“I can’t believe you gave your wife a Buttberg last night.”
“Yea, she jumped so high the blanket got caught in the ceiling fan. Now I’m worried she’ll do it back the next time I go in for anal.”
“Yea, she jumped so high the blanket got caught in the ceiling fan. Now I’m worried she’ll do it back the next time I go in for anal.”
by Badger7.62 August 15, 2022
A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.
I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.
by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025