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Buttalert 

What a teacher says when you're watching an inappropriate movie in class and there is an inappropriate scene coming up.
While watching The Crucible, my teacher yelled, "Buttalert!" and everyone closed their eyes.
Buttalert by Slave Monkey September 24, 2011

Buttacuponapoostick 

When you get high then run around with a goat named buckley.
I got buttacuponapoostick when i seen my cat hump a box of wheaties
To suddenly realise you aren't gay during anal sex becoming flaccid before withdrawal
"my boyfriend was watching a megan fox movie befoe we had sex and ended up buttflumping me"
Buttflump by Blastoise77 September 8, 2011

Buttakuras 

The leftover Butts from cigarettes typically found in ash trays used to cure the nicotine fiends and bring people closer one cigarette closer to payday.
Any buttakuras breatha mans fiending over here.
Buttakuras by MickMuncher September 16, 2020

buttakup 

A deeply disturbed, dichotomous, bordering on the edge of lunacy individual who knows they desire something complains about things that make no sense and have no idea what they really want.
If you want some ice cream, but you don't want it cold. You're a buttakup. If you want a glass of water, but you don't want it wet. You're a buttakup.
buttakup by uheardmePOS March 26, 2021

Buttlurker

People that lurk around as though as they are inside the ass.
That Buttlurker over there is staring at me
Buttlurker by Jig January 8, 2004