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ButtKisser 

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town
John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)
ButtKisser by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004
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butt kisser 

Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.
Ken stays late to work everyday, so he can lick his bosses boots. He is a real ass/butt kisser
butt kisser by JessicaLynn April 11, 2007

buttkicker 

A word that pertains to someone or something that "kicks butt".

However, recently, the word has devolved to be used as a noun, adjective, verb, and even an idiom. In reality, buttkicker is simply the grammarically incorrect way of saying "kicks butt".
Sam: When your friend tries to make good roasts but then ends up failing: buttkicker.
Tom: STFU Sam you degenerate that isn't how you say it.

Dick Buttkiss 

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.
I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.
Dick Buttkiss by drbinshore May 14, 2010

butt-kisser 

Someone who is always sucking up to some other person in a sickening manner.
Soccer moms are some of the world's best butt-kissers.
butt-kisser by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

Dick Buttkiss 

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.
I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.
Dick Buttkiss by cyberharpie September 20, 2016

personal butt kisser 

when some on kisses butt literaly on demand
c lost a bet so he is now k's personal butt kisser

k:kiss my butt
c: ok
c:*kissesbutt*
k:gd personal butt kisser
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