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buttoisseur

A buttoisseur is any person who enjoys experimenting with a wide variety of objects that they can insert into their butt.
After Carrie died, we found a large collection of dildos, plugs, toy cars, and other butt-sized objects. She must have been a serious buttoisseur!
by Mount Cliterest May 3, 2018
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ButtKisser

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town
John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)
by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004
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Bunnoisseur

A connoisseur of buns (usually for sexual purposes).
My brother likes tits. I fancy myself a bunnoisseur.
by ProllTarodies June 21, 2025
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