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tropical buttfish
Any number of poolboys, cabana boys, lifeguards, etc. who work in or around water and whose sexual orientations range from ambiguous to flamboyantly homosexual.
"All these tropical buttfish are deflating my sails."
or
"He's a total tropical buttfish. He hit on Mrs. Windham's son last night at the luau."
or
"He's a total tropical buttfish. He hit on Mrs. Windham's son last night at the luau."
tropical buttfish by Henry G. Jordasche April 19, 2007
buttfish
The act of quickly sliding a hand between a persons butt cheeks and then briefly wiggling the hand in a fish-like manner.
My friend was bending over so I gave her a buttfish.
As I walked by the guy in the bar I buttfished him.
Hey jerk, quit buttfishing me!
As I walked by the guy in the bar I buttfished him.
Hey jerk, quit buttfishing me!
buttist
1. a person/s who use assholic statements. 2. a person/s who make a study of being an asshole. 3. a person who uses a butt, or the butt of a third party to shove in someone's face, either literally or metaphorically.
1. The teacher must be a buttist because he makes such assholic statements.
2. Yes, he is a jerk, he even studied to be a buttist.
3. He "shoved his butt" in my face when he made that assholic statement to me. He is a buttist.
4. I am shoving that girl's butt in your face because I am a buttist!
5. I find great humor in being a buttist, the other day I shoved a cat's butt in my girlfriends' face.
2. Yes, he is a jerk, he even studied to be a buttist.
3. He "shoved his butt" in my face when he made that assholic statement to me. He is a buttist.
4. I am shoving that girl's butt in your face because I am a buttist!
5. I find great humor in being a buttist, the other day I shoved a cat's butt in my girlfriends' face.
buttist by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006
Buttfest
Buttfish
A legendary picture of a man having a fish shoved up his butt and exposing it on a camera to the internet for all to see.
Used by many courageous fleet commanders in EVE Online to demoralise the enemy in local channels, especially when trolling or smack talking needs to be done.
Used by many courageous fleet commanders in EVE Online to demoralise the enemy in local channels, especially when trolling or smack talking needs to be done.
EVE FC in local system chat : "Hey guys look at our epic kill <posts buttfish link disguised as killboard link>"
Everyone else in chat: "Oh god what the fuck is that shit? I am petitioning this, you disgusting piece of shit, why don't you post something normal like alabama hotpockets or something"
Everyone else in chat: "Oh god what the fuck is that shit? I am petitioning this, you disgusting piece of shit, why don't you post something normal like alabama hotpockets or something"
Buttfish by JasuukRahk March 29, 2011
buttfish
buttfish by Leah Baker November 29, 2006