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1. a person/s who use assholic statements. 2. a person/s who make a study of being an asshole. 3. a person who uses a butt, or the butt of a third party to shove in someone's face, either literally or metaphorically.
1. The teacher must be a buttist because he makes such assholic statements.
2. Yes, he is a jerk, he even studied to be a buttist.
3. He "shoved his butt" in my face when he made that assholic statement to me. He is a buttist.
4. I am shoving that girl's butt in your face because I am a buttist!
5. I find great humor in being a buttist, the other day I shoved a cat's butt in my girlfriends' face.
buttist by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006
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buttsturbate

When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification
I buttsturbated yesterday
buttsturbate by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010
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buttisface 

a guy with a very nice body and a hideous face
WOW! That guy has a nice body, buttisface is really hideous.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
buttisface by amy waters March 1, 2008

International Buttstretcher Day 

A holiday celebrated every August 4, enacted by cs188 in 2016. Not much is known about it, but as the day's name suggests it likely involves stretching butts.
"WOO-HOO! It's International Buttstretcher Day, ha-ha-ha-ha! Awww yeah......awww yeah......"
When a guy is addicted to looking at womens butts
Rohan and Daniel both have buttism they are staring at Lilys ass
buttism by Sexy indian boy December 14, 2016

doing the buttstroke 

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.
This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!