PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....

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surprise butt secks by MrXman September 20, 2010

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pirated butt secks

1. he/she who steals from the gay porn industry 2. they who jack gay porn 3. stolen pron of the homosexual variety

man 1 ugh where'd this come from man?

man 2 It's just pirated butt secks man!

pirated butt secks by Ariaelin April 28, 2011

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butt secks

Penetrative anal sexual intercourse. Usually performed by homosexual men as intercourse or by heterosexual couple, and it is performed for pleasure rather than reproductive purposes (unlike vaginal intercourse).

BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALS:
Peter: "Hello Marty, do you want to have Butt secks today?"
Marty: "Ok"

AS INTERNET DISCUSSION FORUM SLANG:
Gary: "MAZZINA95 TOTLY LKes BUTTSECKS!!!!"
Tim: "Get away you spammer"

AS CONVERSATION DURING FAMILY DINNER:
Father: "So Jen, have you decided what university you want to go to?"
Jen: "yes father, the UNIVERSITY of BUTTSECKS!! I HATE YOU, and I'm NOT going to study to become a lawyer as you want me to!!
Father: "So you want to have butt secks as your profession.. well, a lot of whores do make a lot of money, so I do not see why not"
*Jen Cries*

butt secks by Barley234 April 3, 2008

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butt-sock

a synonym for underwear
a 'butt-sock' originates from the idea of a sock on your butt, other known as your panties.

I put on my butt-socks before I put on my pants.

butt-sock by caseymacypacy July 19, 2011

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butt secks

Online jargon that means butt sex, which in turn means gay sex.

Oh noez, butt secks hurts!

butt secks by igor pilot November 5, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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