Butt Smuggler

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.

Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Butt smuggler

A infant found on the bus that carries marijuana or usually methamphetamine packages in their anal passage. Usually found with a discrepant looking mother in a underfunded stroller. Between the ages of 0-24 months often found smelling of sickly sweet poop.

You find butt smugglers to sell your drugs for you on any major transit access

by Cody5050 May 27, 2023

butt smuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"John butt smuggled the items from the store."

by T. Odom May 31, 2006

Butt Snuggler

A person or animal who uses the Gluteus Maximus of another person/animal/or inanimate object as a pillow.

"Yo! Did you hear about Maggie? I heard she uses asses for pillows, she's a total Butt Snuggler"

by theoneguyfromthatoneplace November 2, 2013

Butt smuggle

v. The act of hiding a large ass, usually with extremely tight or extremely baggy clothing.

"Damn, girl, you might want to butt smuggle that booty."

by dr. jizzle November 12, 2009

buttsmuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"Jose buttsmuggled the cocaine across the border."

by T. Odom May 19, 2006

Buttsmuggle

The act of concieling valuables in one's anus.

Also known as "Buttvaulting"

T-Bone was forced to buttsmuggle cigarettes and other forms of contraband into prison because he needed to purchase his safety from the Arian Brotherhood.

by Kilo Jonez March 22, 2011