Butt Faced
Butt Faced by aldsjaflkjds August 11, 2006
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Butt Faced
Butt Faced by Richard Long April 12, 2003
Butt-faced
Butt-faced by Russ77 May 7, 2019
Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl
A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.
Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?
Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl by J409 September 15, 2025
monkey faced butt muncher
I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.
monkey faced butt muncher by bbl2k April 3, 2009
poo poo butt face
poo poo butt face by BILLEBAB April 11, 2017
Butt Face
Butt Face by IAMAWESOMECUZIAM June 22, 2016
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