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Butt Father 

A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.

It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.

One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.

A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.

Plural is Butt Fathers.

It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole
Butt Father by GentlemanChapNuts October 16, 2010
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Father Butt Dart 

A priest, oftentimes Catholic, who has repeatedly inserted his penis into an altar boy's asshole. He has been accused multiple times, and moved to other churches in order for the Catholics to maintain their holier-than-thou attitude.

Father Butt Dart is a pedophile, not to be confused with a homosexual. The upper age limit is about 12.
Did you hear what Cardinal Law said about Father Butt Dart when he was finally called out in public? He said God only chooses special young people to have "that kind of a relationship with a priest".... The higher-ups sure do protect Father Butt Dart.

Butt Feathers 

Pubic hair in and around your ass hole
My ass hole feels so weird I got shave my butt feathers
Butt Feathers by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Butt feathers 

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather
I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers
Butt feathers by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026