A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.
It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.
One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.
A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.
Plural is Butt Fathers.
It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.
One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.
A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.
Plural is Butt Fathers.
It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole
by GentlemanChapNuts October 14, 2010
Pancake sex is when you pour maple syrup on a naked woman/man and put freshly made pancakes of any kind on her/his back/stomach.
You then proceed to eat the pancakes on his/her back/stomach (preferably without any utensils, which could cause complications and trips to the hospital) until you feel finished.
You then lick the syrup from any part of the body of your/his/her choosing.
And at anytime, you may preform sexual intercourse on your partner.
You then proceed to eat the pancakes on his/her back/stomach (preferably without any utensils, which could cause complications and trips to the hospital) until you feel finished.
You then lick the syrup from any part of the body of your/his/her choosing.
And at anytime, you may preform sexual intercourse on your partner.
"I spread the syrup all over her luscious tits, getting ready to preform the delicious Pancake Sex" - Dirty Boy
by GentlemanChapNuts May 05, 2011
A Premature Nerdgasm is when you have a nerdgasm about something defining comics, anime, or any other kind of fandom, speculating what you think might be happening, but only to find out you are dead wrong.
The Premature Nerdgasm MIGHT be followed by a true nerdgasm if it turns out it is actually better than your insane theory.
The Premature Nerdgasm MIGHT be followed by a true nerdgasm if it turns out it is actually better than your insane theory.
"I thought the Doctor was back on Gallifrey, giving me a nerdgasm, but it turns out he was actually in this place called the House or something, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention, so I guess I just suffered, like many Americans, a 'premature nerdgasm'." - Nerdy Man
by GentlemanChapNuts July 24, 2011