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Bingley Butcher 

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.
That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch
Bingley Butcher by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

The lamb ate the butcher! 

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.
Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"

bitcherrhea 

The condition when you just can't stop being a bitch, no matter who's talking to you or what they're saying. And the worst part is...YOU PROBABLY ENJOY IT!
Girl #1: "Cute headband!"
Violet: "Wish I could say the same to you."
Girl #2: "You always look so pretty!"
Violet: "Shut up, I hear that enough."
Girl #3: "Wanna catch a movie later?"
Violet: "NO!! Stop stalking me, you creepers."
Onlookers: "Dang, Violet's got a serious case of bitcherrhea today!"
bitcherrhea by mmm_classy28806 February 11, 2009

Slap the Butcher 

A game that teaches the idea of possession in theater. One person creeps around the circle looking for someone to give the meat to. When he/she places the meat behind the chosen individual, he/she yells SLAP THE BUTCHER. The person with the meat then chases the butcher and tries to slap him/her. It is played in Drama classes around the world.
Me: We played an amazing game of Slap the Butcher in Mr. G's class today.

fancy a butcher's

Comes from cockney rhyming English, the street slang of 18 century London crooks. Fancy a look? look rhymes with (butchers) hook.
I've some stereos. Fancy a butchers, me ol china?
fancy a butcher's by Hermes January 15, 2005

spread butcher 

"The action of a person spreading their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape" - Isaac Butterfield
"Shazz round the corner got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend."
spread butcher by DR Willie Stroker September 16, 2020