After breaking my jaw, I couldn't chew any food, so I became a liquidarian drinking thru a straw for 12 weeks.
by davezawislak November 04, 2013
I went to a restaurant for some soup and sushi, but they gave be a Jethro bowl for the soup, so I had to take the sushi to-go.
by davezawislak December 17, 2008
A small demand in a detailed contract that creates an easily testable adherence and understanding of the details.
David Lee Roth inserted a concert contract stipulation about having a bowl of m&ms back stage, with no brown m&ms, to see how careful the stage managers would handle the electrical aspects of stage show.
by davezawislak January 05, 2010
A body, usually a governmental entity, that exists solely to make difficult the receiving of permission for an action which should be simple, but required.
I need to work in 4 Canadian provinces, so I need to get work permission from each burrocracy, not just the Canadian government.
by davezawislak April 01, 2010
Sure, you could lay new flooring and put in new windows, but it's would still be a Caterpillar house.
by davezawislak May 31, 2009
Redrawing a voting district map to ensure the party in power gets to stay in power by selecting voters, making the elections effectively rigged.
There were too many opposition party member in the state legislature, so the majority party started gerry-rigging s the nearby districts to get their party voters as a majority soon after the census.
by davezawislak June 18, 2016
The interviewer didn't like to inject native ads in the podcaster, v4v was the way to get paid on the honor system.
by davezawislak October 13, 2022