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when your smoking clear and someone burns the fuck out of it, thus ruining the entire bowl and possibly the evening as well.

Caroline: "Here you can hit this."

Aaron: "Fuck no Burnie Mac, you burnt that shit. Where did you learn to weld?"

Burnie Mac by Demonik H. Orde October 30, 2026

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Bernie Mac

Great person and comedian. Died at age 50 in Chicago on August 9th.

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac by 420kush420 October 4, 2008

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Bernie Mac

one of the greatest comedians the world has everbeheld.

shit man...you were amazing. Rest in Peace Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac by Kesan October 18, 2008

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Bernie Mac

A comedian/actor and a funny funny man. Known for starring in the DVD "The Original Kings of Comedy." Most rememebered for the Milk and Cookies skit as well as the definition of Motherfucker. Also has a TV show titled, "The Bernie Mac Show."

Man 1: Yo man who is your favorite comedian?
Man 2: Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac by nybigtymer July 25, 2008

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Bernie Mac

The highest level of death.

Shrek just fucked me so hard i feel like Bernie Mac.

Bernie Mac by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 9, 2014

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Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

Watching Bernie Mac by LGMR5 May 16, 2010

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Bernie Mac'ed

To finish something of someone else's in one or two bites.

Or to completely finish a cigarette in one or two puffs.

He just Bernie Mac'ed your cigarette.

Bernie Mac'ed by RysaKaye May 1, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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