2 definitions by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead

Top Definition
It's where you acquire a net, strip naked, roll in dirt, then lay in said net sexually.
Have you guys heard of that trend net resting? All of the cool kids do it!
by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 10, 2014
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The highest level of death.
Shrek just fucked me so hard i feel like Bernie Mac.
by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 09, 2014
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