Definitions by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead

net resting 

It's where you acquire a net, strip naked, roll in dirt, then lay in said net sexually.

Have you guys heard of that trend net resting? All of the cool kids do it!

net resting by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 10, 2014

Bernie Mac 

The highest level of death.

Shrek just fucked me so hard i feel like Bernie Mac.

Bernie Mac by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 9, 2014