To burfle is to commit an error in speech in which two or more phonemes are transposed, or one or more phonemes are substituted.
A burfle is simillar to a spoonerism but with a much wider scope for error.
A true burfle should provide some measure of amusement to listeners, and be unintentional on the part of the speaker.
"The scouting organisation recently voted to ban lesbian beaver levers"
"Damn I really burfled lesbian beaver leaders, that ususally only happens around things that make me nervous, like hyperdeemic nurdles"
The most badass exercise on the market, targets every muscle and improves explosiveness. Common among inmates.
Consists of doing a push up, going into a squat, jumping as high as you can, dropping back into a squat then into a pushup. A pull up can be added after the jump if a bar is available.