Burpee

The most badass exercise on the market, targets every muscle and improves explosiveness. Common among inmates.

Consists of doing a push up, going into a squat, jumping as high as you can, dropping back into a squat then into a pushup. A pull up can be added after the jump if a bar is available.

I just did 100 burpees in 5 minutes, excuse me while I projectile vomit.

Burpee by DeliPro158 June 22, 2008

Burpee

If a push-up and a squat had hate sex and the child had severe testicular cancer.

Kid 1: "Damn, the PE teacher made us do burpees today."
Kid 2: "Oof, I feel you man"

Burpee by UkrainianPerson September 5, 2021

Burpee

an alcoholic drink made by pouring burnett's or any other alcohol that costs less than ten dollars into a slurpee.
the slurpee is necessary to cover up the intensely bad taste of the burnett's.

Charlie : dude, tomorrow is free slurpee day! I think this means we need to make some Burpees

Kapil: slurpees are for niggers and 12 year olds
haha

Charlie: are you keeeeeeeeeeeeeding me? Burpees are gangsta shit!!

Burpee by igdanignot July 11, 2010

Burpee-off

When two or more people do burpees until only one person remains doing burpees.

Did you see the burpee-off with Arin, Sunder, and Dr. Sung?

Burpee-off by Can of dicks June 11, 2016

Burpee Squirt 

(n.) The act of doing the burpee exercise (jump and then squat as you come down) while crapping in your pants as you come down for the squat part of the burpee exercise.

As John was doing his burpees for track practice, he felt the burpee squirts coming, but it was too late for him the stop it.

Burpee Squirt by XMSquiZZ360 November 13, 2013

Burpee Slurpee 

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.

jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.

Burpee Slurpee by kylesmokes December 26, 2020

Burjeequat 

when you

Burjeequat dance on a sofa

Burjeequat by ...E...1 May 6, 2020