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A guy named Bungleoo
What a dirty Bunglke
Bunglke by Cumshart July 16, 2023
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queasy chum bungled lard 

Queasy chum bulguled lard is a squid in Tommyinits video "Minecraft lava ravine mod is the funniest"
Do you know where Queasy chum bungled lard is?

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Bungle Tippler 

A useless inept man who talks shit and watches as you work whilst doing fuck all.
Dude that kid's not done any work for the last 2 hours!
I know he's been over here talking crap annoying me!
Yeah man that kid's a Bungle Tippler.
Bungle Tippler by mayfly May 29, 2014

Clutching Bungle 

To be in dire need of a shit
Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!
Clutching Bungle by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
A clumsy, uncoordinated dumbass who can't do ANYTHING right. The equivalent of a fuck-up.
Urkel is an example of a bungler, tripping over everything, before he became Stefan and shit.
bungler by Reggie June 30, 2004

Mr. Bungle 

A superb avant-garde experimental rock band fronted by former Faith No More vocalist Mike Patton. Members include guitarist Trey Spruance, bassist Trevor Dunn, drummer Danny Heifetz, and saxophonist Bar McKinnon.

The band has released many demo tapes (Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny, Bowel of Chiley, Goddamnit I Love America and many more.) 3 albums (Mr. Bungle, Disco Volante, California.) with California being the most accessible.
And for all you morons who dislike Bungle just because the Patton and Kiedis feud (I know there are some out there who don't like this band because of that incident.), let me tell you all something.

Mr. Bungle OWN the Red Hot Chili Peppers, bar none. Anthony Kiedis is a titty baby who cannot deal with people toying with his ego, so he has to go and screw things up like the selfish asshole he is if he doesn't get his way. Bungle are way more talented than the Peppers, both musically and lyrically. Bungle are better at their instruments than the Peppers, both at skill and sound. The Peppers may be better known, but that doesn't change the fact that Mr. Bungle are way more talented. Bungle absolutely CRUSH the Peppers in comparison.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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