Reggie's definitions

THICKOMETER

A thickometer would be an imaginary scale used to gauge the thickness of a big booty honey. Thickness in the thighs, hips, and ass and such. Different scales apply to each woman, so use proportionately. If she's nice and thick (like say, Trina) she gets a high score on the thickometer. Others who don't quite have as much in the trunk obviously will score a little lower. Fat girls need not apply!

"Damn! Ki Toy Johnson (from Outkast's video) has so much ass that she almost breaks the thickometer!

by Reggie June 24, 2004

noassatall

To have no ass at all

damn that girl has noassatall
pronounced na-sa-tall

by reggie August 13, 2003

Karel

Long haired, hippie commy man with heart o' gold.

"It's not the size, I mean the size is nice and everything, but the form!"

by Reggie May 28, 2003

Buddy Fucker

Also known as Blue Falcon in military slang.

"Someone pissed all over the stall and the walls, and now I've gotta clean it up! Bunch of Blue Falcons around here!"

by Reggie June 24, 2004

bungler

A clumsy, uncoordinated dumbass who can't do ANYTHING right. The equivalent of a fuck-up.

Urkel is an example of a bungler, tripping over everything, before he became Stefan and shit.

by Reggie June 30, 2004

bum

A cat who can't play no ball!

Unathletic. No talent having mofo.

Don't pick that cat! That dude a bum!!

by reggie December 16, 2004

face having

used in sessions where two or more people are engaged in a competition of name calling

You pumpernickle-neck oily-pimple-face having bastard

by Reggie March 31, 2004