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bungee jump

after you're done pounding her (wearing a condom of course we like to be safe), blow you load, and take off your condom. ever so gently turn it inside out and ask her if she wants to go bungee jumping. regardless of her answer- grab the inside out condom and slap her across the face mid answer. BAAAAAMMMM
bryan: "i bungee jumped that hoe last night so hard that she's afraid of heights now."

"bumgee jumping without a bungee.. that could be dangerous"

"i bungee jumped bryan and troy last night. and they liked it"
bungee jump by nigha March 5, 2009

Bungee Jump

An adventurous sexual position, similar to a Freefall, in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more, but to differentiate it from a Freefall, be sure to grab her hair before her head hits the ground.
My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.
Bungee Jump by Toolkit79 April 24, 2020

ipod bungee jump 

when you drop your Ipod and instead of smashing on the ground it's caught by the headphone cord
"oh shit, i dropped my Ipod"
"oh wait it was just an Ipod bungee jump"

San Francisco Bungee Jump

When you jump off a cliff with a string of anal beads in your ass, and you have to clench to stop yourself.
When we go to California on vacation, me and the family will have to try out a San Francisco Bungee Jump

go commit bungee jump with rope 

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.
Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*

bungee jumping 

when you jump off a really really high place, and the rope does the rest!
guy 1: bungee jumping sounds so cool, i'm gonna do it twice!
guy 2: good cuz your gonna do it three times
bungee jumping by steven lebarron February 29, 2008