Definitions by GoldFishCrackers

ipod bungee jump

when you drop your Ipod and instead of smashing on the ground it's caught by the headphone cord

"oh shit, i dropped my Ipod"
"oh wait it was just an Ipod bungee jump"

someone who when eating chips, takes huge scoops of dip, leaving none for everyone else

dude, quit being such a dip whore!