Bundabar

When thy booty checks hella bundaful

Mr Moore has a bundabar
It runs in the family

Bundabar by JoelEmbidCarry May 30, 2022

Bundaberg Rum

A brand of Rum named after Queensland's suger cane town of 'Bundaberg'. Established by sugar millers and given the polar bear logo because they believed the polar bear wards off the coldest chill. Known around Australia as Bundy (and the bear's name is Bundy Bear).

Trudi: Where are you goin?
Dan: Goin' to the bottle-o to get a bottle of Bundy.

'Bundaberg rum, overproof rum will tan your insides and grow hair on your bum.'

Bundaberg Rum by Uralla January 11, 2007

Bundaberg 

·Home of Bundy Rum.

·Also a shit boring place to live in. The whole 'Bundy Rum' aspect may be enough to draw in tourists but after they're done taking a tour of how the drink is made I highly doubt they'll find anything else constructive to do. That's if they're still alive.

·Kind of like a combination of the worst parts of a country town and a miniaturized big city.

·Surrounded by towns full of hicks/bogans/yobos for about 350 km in every direction.

·Has it's very own resident hobo, known to pretty much the entire town. He may as well be a celebrity due to the amount of people who know him.

·About half of the male population aged 17-35 enjoys hooning around at night (and day) yelling profanities and insults at anybody who's NOT wearing cut-offs, queer looking sunglasses, sandals, and a gay coloured singlet. Hot girls are also immune from this bullshit. Although they may be subjected to horn honking, wolfwhistles and 'Hey baby!' or 'Nice legs!'.

·If you're not 14-30 and look like you're in a local Hardcore/metal band I'd strongly advise staying off the streets at night. Someone who doesn't fit that description is beat into a coma or something otherwise newsworthy at least once a week. Definitely not a safe place for backpackers (a few years ago a backpacker was pushed off a bridge just for her handbag). Unless of course it's backpackers in numbers. In which case it's not a safe place for anybody at night.

·Bundaberg is a shithole, I wish I had enough money to buy a house elsewhere. As long as that 'elsewhere' is none of the towns within a 350 sq/km radius.

·There are more attractive women on one block in Sydney than there are in all of Bundaberg.

·If I had a big rock, a 9-iron, a knife, some gasoline and a lighter handy then there'd be no more dickheads driving shitbox cars living in this town.

·Person 1: "Hey dude, it's like 11 pm, let's go hit up McDonald's for some burgers and shit."
Person 2: "Fuck that, I choose life."

Source: I live there.

Bundaberg by ahbugbaiafobaaubSD July 18, 2009

Bundaberged 

1. To get shafted beyond reason due to no fault of your own. 2. To become the victim of bad luck or bad circumstance 3. To experience luck of the type that resembles the popular Bundaberg Rum which actually tastes foul compared to real rums from The Caribbean.

I went to school that day and when I came home, me mum and da had moved away and even towed away our trailer. I got totally Bundaberged, and I had to live behind our neighbor's doghouse for three weeks until me mum came back to get me.

Bundaberged by rickyukon January 5, 2011

Bundaberg 

Bundaberg is a city in Queensland, Australia. It is probably one of the most boring places you could ever dream of living.

There is nothing to do here.

Everyone who is anyone or is even remotely interesting leaves.

Those who actually like it here defend it viciously and you are likely to get punched if you speak ill of their backward town.
To live in Bundaberg and enjoy it, you will need to fit into one of Bundaberg's popular sub-cultures - you may choose from this list:

Over the age of 80
Feral
Bogan
A redneck
Ultra conservative and closed-minded

You get bonus points for being all these things.

Bundaberg is full of ferals and violent bogans who like to steal things, break into houses and drive souped up crap box cars around town while spending their government benefit money on Jim Beam and cigarettes.

Bundaberg is a big enough town to progress, but nothing here ever changes. Ever.

Bundaberg people don't like change or excitement, so you could pretty much go away and come back and in 20 years it would not have changed.

Don't move to Bundaberg unless you want to be unemployed, miserable, constantly bored and stop wearing shoes in public.

Person 1: I wonder what it would be like to travel back in time to the Neanderthal days!

Person 2: Dude, Bundaberg.

Bundaberg by Bunnysparkle May 17, 2011

Bundaberg 

Possibly the worst place for a young person to grow up shit boring with the lowest employment rate and one of the highest crime rates.

If your game enough to face the bundy thugs and fuckwits Entertainment in the town is limited the locals usually just bum around outside maccas or hungry tum for a large majority of friday and saturday night either looking for a fight or looking for a chance of picking up a little try-hard 12 year old having a darb outsife.

Centrelink sponsers almost all of the populating emo fuckups, hoons, sluts and celebrity drug dealers.

Kevin: " Hey man wanna hit up da club brus?"

Jerry: " Yeah dog lets go rob some fellas!"

thats bundaberg speach..

Bundaberg by noyar May 2, 2011

Bundybars 

Metal security bars used specifically on the ground or basement windows of a dwelling. Gaining popularity on college campus', especially sorority houses in the 70's, due the murders perpetrated by Serial Killer Ted Bundy, they are used to prevent entry thru otherwise readily accessible windows.

Bundybars ruined my love life.

You'll see stars when I break thru those Bundybars

Since they installed those Bundybars on all the sorority houses at C-Dub, Ive had to break out my VW bug and arm sling just to get any action!

Bundybars by Stephanie Brooks-Baumgartner January 6, 2012