"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favoriteactivity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)
OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....
During the family reunion everyone stopped and stared at a convoy of vehicles rolling to a stop and in the stunned silence a collective gasp of terror was heard from all because the funny bunch had arrived.
You: "C'mon, hurry up, I like to arrive at the movies at least 30 minutes early so I can Scotchgard my seat!"
Your friend: "Dude, don't get your skivvies in a bunch!"
You post a detailed analysis of a Star Trek episode, and someone leaves a disagreeing comment, causing you to write a 10,000-word essay defending your expertise. Someone then comments "Don't get your skivvies in a bunch."