Bumper-Humper
Bumper-Humper by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018
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bumper humper
a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
bumper humper by Mommypoo January 1, 2012
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bumper humper
A person who creeps forward behind you at a red light, after you pull up a little, even though the light didn't change.
Jon: Hey Mike, pull up a little, let's see if that cutie behind us, bumper humps us.
Mike: Okay...
Jon: Sweet, she did! She's the hottest bumper humper, I've ever been with.
Mike: Here comes the dude behind her, snap, I thnk we started a chain reaction.
Mike: Okay...
Jon: Sweet, she did! She's the hottest bumper humper, I've ever been with.
Mike: Here comes the dude behind her, snap, I thnk we started a chain reaction.
bumper humper by Sheky#1 December 28, 2008
[Bumper] [Humper]
[Bumper] [Humper] by Kellyonious December 25, 2008
bumper humper
1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them
2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing
2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing
1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."
2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."
2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."
bumper humper by follow-my-arrow February 9, 2015
bumper humper
A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.
See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.
bumper humper by dan gemmtinte March 20, 2006
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Bumper-to-Bumper Humper by tarkowsky September 20, 2017
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