Bumgus
When a person is so unsanitary to the point where their excrement gets consumed by a Fungus hive mind and has gained sentience
Bumgus by Chodemaster69420 July 23, 2023
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Titty Bungus
Billy: "Hey dude, you going to suck on Sarah's big tits tonight?"
Joe: "No way man, I heard she has titty bungus."
Joe: "No way man, I heard she has titty bungus."
Titty Bungus by blitznbonzo33 December 18, 2011
bumrust
bumrust by jungletriad December 5, 2004
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Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!
Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.
Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.
Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.
Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?
Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...
Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!
Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...
Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!
Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! by Noizehed December 20, 2006
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