When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.

"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."

Buffer Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018

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dog bummer

dogu bummer is a rare Japanese game series on PS3 and Dreamcast. In it you play a avatar called Greek Darran who's sole mission is to bum dogs under a strict timescale.

Dogu Bummer 2 is the best in the series, you get to play as the dogs as well as Greek Darran. Greek Darran be bear Dog Bummer. You get me?

dog bummer by LynClarke December 4, 2012

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Kowa bummer

When ur dad dies or something tragic happens to someone

“My dad died” “kowa bummer”

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bummer slummer

a person who slums in other people’s misery

Any tourist who goes to a third world country merely to live in luxury for cheap, while abject poverty and hunger exist all about them, is nothing but an unprincipled bummer slummer.

bummer slummer by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ January 8, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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