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Bumbazaar 

A musical instrument that is created by stretching two rubber bands over a dog's asshole and plucking them with your teeth.
We should start a band together, I'll play the Juze Harp, and you could play the bumbazaar.
Bumbazaar by Matthew Creveling October 14, 2008
Words you can keep

Bumbaclarts 

“Do you follow the Oasis guy on Twitter? He keeps saying Bumbaclarts and nobody knows what the fuck it means.”
Bumbaclarts by BobDiddlebock August 27, 2020

Bumbaclart 

A Jamaican slang word . Often used to show that you are surprised or shocked . The word was founded in Jamaica .
"Ah wah di bumbaclart you ah talk bout eh ?"
Bumbaclart by Finesst Biatchhhh August 6, 2017

Bumbaquark 

An English adaptation of the Jamaican slang word "bumbaclaat", which is used to describe a rag or piece of cloth one may use to wipe ones soiled bumhole in times of wretched filth.

Bumbaquark means the same thing.
"Pass dat Andrex sof & quilted bumbaquark bredrin, me carn hold dis poo poo in me batty na longer."
Bumbaquark by PseudoPhilosopher October 27, 2011

bulbazar 

Very good, awesome

Derived from the greatest Pokemon of them all Bulbasaur
Man, your girlfriend came over last night, she was bulbazar!
bulbazar by Pat February 18, 2003

Bumbaclart 

Jamaican swear word said when shocked or angered by something ie "bumbaclart, de gyal nearly get knocked over" or "yo, a weh mi bumbaclart money deh?" It means toilet paper bumba = bottom or posterior, clart = cloth. Often used by people with limited vocabulary.
"bumbaclart de gyal nearly get knocked over" "yo, a weh mi bumbaclart money deh?"
Bumbaclart by Alisam January 19, 2017
Someone who is a massive bum hole and takes it in the bum
John, you are a bumbalard
Bumbalard by Psudo123 August 5, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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