Bum Worm 

BUMWORM

Selfish, sluggish and uninvited, the bumworms natural habitat is a your couch, half asleep and stoned off your weed.

With 25 cence to his name, and the “guarantee” of his centrelink, coming “the next day” the bumworm will find any excuse to take whatever dregs they can get there sticky wormy fingers on.

Traits of the bumworm include;

Shamelessly asking every woman man dog and child, (especially the pretty ladies) for a durry (see durry definition).

Travelling from group to group to scab (the bum worm can handle the rejection no matter how close the proximity of his next victim)

Whingy and annoying voice, snaggling their classic catch phrase of “can i have a cone”

And of course, a sickly smell.

In the fantasy of the bumworm, eggplant roasts are abundant, but who will pay for such a dinner? I certainly don’t want bum worm fingers in my food.

In conclusion, as pathetic as it is, the bum worms central purpose is to leech and scab no matter how sly they look.

How the fuck did that bum worm get in here

Did that bum worm just clean out our ashtray

Im about to put wasabi up that passed out bum worms nose

Fuck this, were putting a bag over the bum worms head

This couch stinks! was the bum worms sleeping here last night?

Bum worm took my last cone

Fuck its the bum worms! dont let them see you lets cross the road!

when did this place become a bum worm farm?

Bum Worm by Nainaitenten September 30, 2019

Worm in the bum 

When you forget something you were just about to say and it troubles you for a long time.

So what were you saying? Ah man, this is going to be a "worm in the bum"!

Worm in the bum by Lulu5465 February 16, 2021

Bumworm

A bumworm is someone who tries far too hard to get in someone’s good books. Following said person round and metaphorically ass licking to get in someone’s favour

Ahh look at Steve the bumworm trying to get in the bosses ass

Bumworm by Timmydevs23 May 24, 2019

Bumworm

When you finger a girl or guys arsehole and then start wriggling your finger about, shouting aggressively “BUMWORM” as you do so.

That girl I nailed was so fit, I gave her a right good bumworm.

Bumworm by BAZZMAN09 June 22, 2020