A bum ramble is when one violates your bum crease area through clothing with their finger, at any opportunity. For example, when you bend over to pick up an item, or you’re innocently walking up the stairs in front of a friend
The word can either be used as an expletive "Oh, bumfumbles!" or it can be turned into a verb: "They were bumfumbling in the back of the garden" In past tense: "He's been bumfumbled!" etc. "Shall we go for a bumfumble in the shed?"
"I've been bumfumbled"
"Care for some bumfumble"
"I bumfumbled this assignment in 24 hours"
"Oh bumfumbles, I dropped my ice cream"