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When a man of African descent adds some "special cream" to your black coffee.
Sarah : Sorry sir, I don't think we can help you with a "Madagascan Mugshot", this is a Home Depot.
by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021
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The most unfortunate happening of going down on a Russian Woman and suffocating in pubes.
Troy : I don't what the hell a Khabib is, but be careful of Chechen Chokeouts when you get that mail order bride.
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When you are about to "finish" and your partner crawls under a desk begging you not to shoot her in the face.
Dylan : It's not sexual assault, it's a Colombine Crackdown.
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When an Indian "off duty, plainclothes police officer" thoroughly examines a small defenseless woman for weapons, explosives and narcotics inside of Bradford public transport.
Bhupinder : Ma'm, please calm down, this is standard procedure. In article 13.50, they refer to it as a "Pakistani Patdown".
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(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.

A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...
Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.

GP : Yes.
by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021
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(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.

A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...
Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.

GP : Yes.
by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021
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When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.
Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.
by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021
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