Chechen Chokeout

The most unfortunate happening of going down on a Russian Woman and suffocating in pubes.

Troy : I don't what the hell a Khabib is, but be careful of Chechen Chokeouts when you get that mail order bride.

by zyklonbjorn April 09, 2021

Mumbai Bum Rumble

A side effect of curry. Or, as it is known in Bradford, a regular fart.

Shivraj : Oh man, I'm getting some real bad Mumbai Bum Rumble right now.

Rajesh : Do you think they're actually reviewing these submissions ?

by zyklonbjorn April 09, 2021

Israeli Icepick

When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.

Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.

by zyklonbjorn April 09, 2021

Bolivian Bulldog

The quite tragic inference of relentlessly copulating with a Latinx female in the "doggy-style" position, followed by her suddenly projectile sneezing and biting your dick off in one chomp.

Casey : This girl Maria gave me a Bolivian Bulldog last week. These cartels aren't shit.

by zyklonbjorn April 09, 2021

Madagascan Mugshot

When a man of African descent adds some "special cream" to your black coffee.

Sarah : Sorry sir, I don't think we can help you with a "Madagascan Mugshot", this is a Home Depot.

by zyklonbjorn April 09, 2021

Colombine Crackdown

When you are about to "finish" and your partner crawls under a desk begging you not to shoot her in the face.

Dylan : It's not sexual assault, it's a Colombine Crackdown.

by zyklonbjorn April 09, 2021

Jihadi Jackhammer

(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.

A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...

Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.

GP : Yes.

by zyklonbjorn April 04, 2021