Definitions by zyklonbjorn

Pakistani Patdown 

When an Indian "off duty, plainclothes police officer" thoroughly examines a small defenseless woman for weapons, explosives and narcotics inside of Bradford public transport.

Bhupinder : Ma'm, please calm down, this is standard procedure. In article 13.50, they refer to it as a "Pakistani Patdown".

Pakistani Patdown by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Colombine Crackdown 

When you are about to "finish" and your partner crawls under a desk begging you not to shoot her in the face.

Dylan : It's not sexual assault, it's a Colombine Crackdown.

Colombine Crackdown by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Israeli Icepick 

When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.

Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.

Israeli Icepick by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Bolivian Bulldog

The quite tragic inference of relentlessly copulating with a Latinx female in the "doggy-style" position, followed by her suddenly projectile sneezing and biting your dick off in one chomp.

Casey : This girl Maria gave me a Bolivian Bulldog last week. These cartels aren't shit.

Bolivian Bulldog by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Chechen Chokeout 

The most unfortunate happening of going down on a Russian Woman and suffocating in pubes.

Troy : I don't what the hell a Khabib is, but be careful of Chechen Chokeouts when you get that mail order bride.

Chechen Chokeout by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Madagascan Mugshot

When a man of African descent adds some "special cream" to your black coffee.

Sarah : Sorry sir, I don't think we can help you with a "Madagascan Mugshot", this is a Home Depot.

Madagascan Mugshot by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Mumbai Bum Rumble 

A side effect of curry. Or, as it is known in Bradford, a regular fart.

Shivraj : Oh man, I'm getting some real bad Mumbai Bum Rumble right now.

Rajesh : Do you think they're actually reviewing these submissions ?

Mumbai Bum Rumble by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021