A Bulpmon is a stupid ass dumb piece of shit which is often the pet of a Sam-kun(a raging sadistic monster which can kill people by farting in their face, every summer they invade Bulpmon village and steal their children).Bulpmons happily live in forests.They often get lost and die painfully cause their getting eaten by phenix.Bulpmons only have children because they run around naked.Often a bulpmon is so disgusted by the accidental sex that they tend to kill themselves or run of in the forest.A Bulpmon is rare.Cause the often die after a few years imprisoned by the Sams due to the rage modes of their keepers.Sometimes the Bulpmons accendtly kill themselves.They often cry themselves to sleep.
Bulpmon come here!I want to punch you!
by master agape October 13, 2017