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Bullshower 

An extremely vulgar term, it should be only used around teachers, bosses, and other authority figures.
Dude! my Latin teacher gave me so much bullshower.

BULLSHOWER!! OH SUCK MY DICK, hoe!! IT FEELS SO GOOD!
Bullshower by avtathome March 7, 2009
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Bullshitery 

The act of bullshitting on a massive scale
Bill Clinton immersed the world in his bullshitery regarding his relationship with his intern
Bullshitery by Kevin Coin September 6, 2007

bullshiter 

someone who constantly spews bullshit out of their mouths without first thinking if it makes any sense
i offered ary one G of redbud for $20.00 cause she always thalks about getting an oz or 2 over the weekend, but being the bullshiter she is she told me she "gets it free from her friend that only she knows"
bullshiter by sir smokesalot January 19, 2007

bullshiner 

A "bullshiner" is a cleaner version of "bullshitter". It waqs made mainstream by favourite Big Brother housemate, Mario Marconi.

The word is often part of the expression "Billy Bullshiner", There are many theories as to why Mario puts the word/Name "Billy" at the begging, one theory is that, because it's alliteration it makes it sound good and rolls of the tongue. Another is that the name "Billy" often crops up before other famous derogatory slurs, such as "Billy no Mates".
Mario Marconi ain't no Billy Bullshiner, I can tell you that!
bullshiner by CAZZZZZZZa July 7, 2008

Bullshitery 

Metaphorical reference to a corrupt action that has been accepted for too long or is over-rated.
Sociology's use of convoluted and made-up vocabulary to over-explain simple concepts (such as "objectivation" over "objectification") or concepts that could be explained simply is bullshitery.
Bullshitery by EliDaWood May 7, 2017

beltline bullshiter 

All the lying Congresspersons and a lobbying lycanthrope or 2 (two) feeding at the hog trough of hard earned taxcow blood sweat and tears.
beltline bullshiters are 'bout to learn the true golden rule: do unto others as you would have then do unto you
beltline bullshiter by @thedocwho2 February 18, 2019

Bullshiternet 

1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.
(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.

(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.
Bullshiternet by thePsychoAssassin November 20, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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