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bullshit ass 

When something is phony or untruthful. A lie, or a fake.

Also, something that sucks in quality. Lacks authenticity.
This bullshit ass computer keeps freezing on me.

Ref: The call on the field is that the quarterback was knocked out of bounds.

Fan: Man, that's a bullshit ass call!
bullshit ass by Steve S. November 20, 2004
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bullshit ass nigga 

worthless dude, someone who has no value or substance to anything they say or do
Did Joe come by today? Man, that bullshit ass nigga aint even show up.

bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!
I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit

bullshit's ass 

1. An expression used to denote complete and utter disbelief or shock.
2. A way to emphasize a staunch unwillingness to perform an act or express severe disagreeance.
Ex. 1: Lori: Today is my 35th birthday.
Kris: Bullshit's ass!
Lori: It's true.
Kris: You look like you're no older than your early twenties!
Ex. 2: Girl 1: So, you're going to call him back, even though he was a lying, cheating loser?
Girl 2: Bullshit's ass I will!
bullshit's ass by Leah Holt November 30, 2006

punk ass bullshit 

When an object or situation is of low or poor quality.

Most notably uttered in the popular video game, GTA V, by the character, Franklin, who sometimes utters this phrase when he runs out of ammunition.
*Pulls trigger*

*click click*

"Man dis some punk ass bullshit" - Franklin

butt monkey ass bullshit 

the same meaning as cunt ass nigga bullshit...look it up

anything out of the ordinary truth or untruth
Tammy isn't a whore...thats some butt monkey bullshit.

I aint tryna hear none of that butt monkey ass bullshit that nigga tryna say.

Yo this trick was tryna kick sum butt money ass bullshit in ma ear.

Cant beat me in da head wit dat butt monkey ass bullshit

Bitch ass bullshit

Bitch•ass•bull•shit

This is commonly used when a individual has felt wronged, or just pissed off.
Jamie: look... I know I said I’d go to prom with you.. but I can’t make it, I made plans with someone else.

Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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