Bugan 

Abbreviation for Chevrolet Malibu Wagon. Usually used as an affectation by said vehicle's owner

Antagonist; "Get that hoop-d piece of crap out of my way! NOW!"
Protagonist replies: "It's not hoop-d bitch! It's a Bugan!"

Bugan by Tuzon Thume September 12, 2010

Buanskin 

Buanskin ("Bwun - Skin")

The use of a male genitalia skin as a form of contraceptive.
This is created by the surgical removal of the insides of the testicals, but leaving the stretchy scrotal skin (scrim) intact. This is then stretched over another penis when required.

"Man, Edward Norton would make a great Buanskin"
"I forgot the condoms, do you think John is up for a Buanskin?"

Buanskin by kefekefe December 19, 2011

Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

boganii splendicus 

The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.

David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".

boganii splendicus by tangelico July 21, 2009

Bulk Bogan 

The greatest, and most exceptional professional wrestler (and athlete) to have ever graced the squared circle, bar none. A true living legend and benchmark on how all wrestlers should become.

Hulk Hogan may be iconic, but he surly is no Bulk Bogan.

Bulk Bogan by Frank.Huckingbush November 2, 2016

Black Bogan 

A Black Bogan is a Bogan that is black and lives in/was born in Australia.

Things that make somebody a Bogan:
-Low IQ

-They got pregnant in their teen years and became a teen mum that still lives at home with THEIR mum and so the child lives with it's grandma (Bogans generally only have one parent not two parents at home so they were raised by a single mum and then they turned into a single mum).
-They don't know who their baby daddy is because they had sex with too many guys to rule out who the father is. The child has no father on it's birth certificate due to it's mum sleeping around.
-They definitely dropped out of school just to become a hooker or a drug dealer.

-They walk out the door with messy hair (that looks they just got rooted) because they think brushing their hair is a waste of time.

-Their teeth looks yellow and uncared for.

-They love to smoke and vape.
-They receive a payment from centrelink.

-They are diagnosed with Aspergers and use that as an excuse to be an asshole that says whatever they want without any regard to how it makes other people feel.
-They do drugs with strangers.

-They have sex in public and complain when people look at them (it's probably because most bogans still live with their parents because they're too broke and lazy to move out).
-They wear inappropriate clothes

but they will get irritated when the police have to stop them in the middle of the street for public indecency.

Guy 1: See that Black Bogan with the pram and messy hair?

Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Ignore her because she's looking for attention.

Black Bogan by BadboyTristan April 13, 2023

Boganette

A female bogan. Wears black jeans and band tee-shirts. Loves Iron Maiden, Motorhead, AC/DC and Black Sabbath. Drinks Woodstock bourbon. Smokes like a chimney. Generally has heaps of tattoos.

Is that a Boganette in the mosh at ACDC?

Boganette by Lemmyisgod! November 2, 2009