bufuck

buttfuck without the two T's.

Imma bufuck yer mom

bufuck by Jimmicap May 15, 2003

Bufuck

Bufuck, otherwise known as an inbred, whole are partially inbred person whom was conceived through or via anal sex with a family member.

That little kid next door who keeps screamin' "Ma-ma" while pissing on your flower garden. Is a little Bufuck! Or "Jimmy stop tryin to screw your sister and go wash your hand for dinner ya lil Bufuck!"

Bufuck by J-sinGorgoth August 24, 2019

bumfuck nowhere 

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

bumfuck nowhere by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

Bumfuckistan 

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

Bumfuckistan by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

bugfuck

Crazy, manic, insane, out of control, generally messed up.

"I just asked him where he got the black eye and he went totally bugfuck."

bugfuck by Emby Quinn April 10, 2003

Befuckery 

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

Befuckery by Happenstance February 25, 2010