Buffy Muffy 

A Bald, smooth pussy

Jessica had a buffy muffy!

Buffy Muffy by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

buff muff 

A vagina with a six pack.

Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.

buff muff by Dumptruck_ October 11, 2013

Buff muffin

meant as a compliment. Buff muffin means you are someone that is cool and or sexy.

Hey your one buff muffin.(friend)
did you see that chick? She was such a buff muffin.(about attractive girl)

Buff muffin by Seeaann September 29, 2007

Buff muff

A big butch lesbian.

“I’m really into buff muffs.”

Buff muff by ivviviiv April 25, 2026

muff buff

Somebody who is a connoisseur of vagina.

After they hooked up, Gigi declared that Mark was a true muff buff.

muff buff by Clark Oaks January 12, 2007

muff and buff 

A strip club with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

As soon as we get to Vegas we're hitting up a muff and buff for breakfast.

muff and buff by Jeff & AP connection February 11, 2008