A Bruncher is somebody who puts on the blinkers and sees the fine details of life. They believe in quality over quantity, fine craftsmanship, $1 coffees, footyball, insultingcommoners, payphones, spiced apple and chamomile tea, Shapes, and pointing at their groin area (or crevice).
Hey Cyril, did you hear about Sanjeev? Apparently a Bruncher stole his car and drove to Queensland singing Patrick Hernandez songs for the whole journey,
I felt like we were a great couple until she asked me for a brunting - it took me 6 tins of bourbon and coke to get in the moodand then I brunted her for 4 minutes. My longest brunting effort yet!